Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Aug 17, 2009 in
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into...
Boss to Secretary:
for a week We’ll go abroad.
She calls her husband:
for a week I & boss are going abroad.
Husband calls Girlfriend:
Wife going, Lets enjoy.
Girlfriend calls her student:
for a week you are free.
Little boy calls his grandpa:
I’m free.
Grandpa calls Secretary:
Tour Cancelled,...
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a...
Dear Tech Support Team
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jun 7, 2009 in
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One morning at a doctor’s clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him “OK, what happened to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on May 10, 2009 in
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TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife :
“I wish you were...
// HUSBANDS QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on May 3, 2009 in
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A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it…
” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Feb 14, 2009 in
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A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,
was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,
lost his children and lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.
He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall...
There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.
One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him – Sir, I have promised...
