Good Morning!
Don’t forget today to:
* Always try to help a friend in need
* Believe in yourself
* Be brave…but it’s ok to be afraid sometimes
* Study hard
* Give lots of kisses
* Laugh often
* Don’t be overly concerned with your weight, it’s just a number
* Always try to see...
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 24, 2009 in
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(Jay is convincing Mausi to marry Basanti and Viru)
Jay : Mausi, the groom works in Satyam…
Mausi : zOMG! Is he trying to switch anywhere else?
Jay : Naah! After 2 years at Satyam, who will even consider him…
Mausi : zOMG!! He’s been working in Satyam for the last two years!
Jay : Yup....
Happiness is an emotion that is characterized by a feeling of absolute contentment. It is the feeling of being where you should be, getting what you want and needing little else.
Happiness vs. Pleasure
It is easy to confuse happiness with pleasure. But the two are not one. Pleasure is intense and as is the...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 23, 2009 in
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Q. What’s the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
Q. What did baby corn ask mom corn???
A. Where is Pop corn?
Q. Why is the River Rich?
A. It has two Banks!
Q. What do computers like to eat?
A. Chips!
Q. Why did the teacher wear...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 22, 2009 in
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In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So the boy went inside to the manager’s room and said “An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter”.
To his...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 22, 2009 in
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An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 22, 2009 in
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Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave..”
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing the...
An incident took place in Pune – a young girl was attacked by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her 2 come 2 the police station when she & her male friend didn’t have a driver’s license 2 show. He sent the boy off 2 get his license and asked the girl to accompany him...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 21, 2009 in
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not...
