Diwali – US Style

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it… ” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of...

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, ‘When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.’ So next...

Know Your Customer!!!

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually...

Brain Test

1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast,’ give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water....

Appreciate Her

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well. Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do; One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are; One, who has never entered the kitchen...