Sholay Revisited
(Jay is convincing Mausi to marry Basanti and Viru)
Jay : Mausi, the groom works in Satyam…
Mausi : zOMG! Is he trying to switch anywhere else?
Jay : Naah! After 2 years at Satyam, who will even consider him…
Mausi : zOMG!! He’s been working in Satyam for the last two years!
Jay : Yup. His dreams were to get a salary hike by the end of the second year. But these days, theres not even a salary to keep up with…
Mausi : So he is being paid less?
Jay : Getting appraised is no piece of cake, Mausi
Mausi : zOMG!!! His appraisal is pending too?
Jay : Oi! Would you get a good appraisal after arguing with your seniors?
Mausi : He argues with his seniors… ?
Jay : Now if you are not sent onsite even after 2 years, tempers sometimes run high, dont they?
Mausi : zOMG!!!! He’s not even been onsite once?
Jay : An Outdated Technology developer is destined to such fate, Mausi
Mausi : WTF? He is an Outdated Technology developer??
Mausi : Where did he do his degrees from?
Jay : Will let you know as soon as we find out…
Jay : Should consider the marriage proposal final?
Mausi : Son, Read my Lips! I am Basanti’s Aunt, not her step mother. She can marry Chandu, the Call Center guy, but not a Satyam Employee. Never!
