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// HUSBANDS QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 22, 2009 in
Computers |
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Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave..”
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing the...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 21, 2009 in
Computers |
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 20, 2009 in
Computers |
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Dear Manager (HR),
Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes...
Posted by
Kinshuk Sunil on Jan 16, 2009 in
Computers |
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NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM : Implicitly Boring...
class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class...
